Have you ever played with a little toy car?
Have you ever done a push-up?
Have you ever stepped foot in a gym?
Have you ever had to carry your mum’s shopping bags?
Have you ever fixed your sister’s computer?
Have you ever carried a girl’s bag?
Have you ever watched a horror movie?
Have you ever forgotten your homework?
Have you ever kissed a girl?
Have you ever had a sip of beer?
Have you ever not cried when you needed to?
Have you ever won an arm wrestling battle?
Have you ever held a gun?
Have you ever been in the army?
Or longed to so long that you nearly did?
No?
And after all this time, you still dare to call yourself a man?
